Reptilian Technologies

This company manufactures biomechanical animals that are programmed to be sleek yet stealthy killing machines. They advertise a 100% kill rate 70% of the time, and come in two colors. They currently have only 2 animals on the production line, and are working on a third Bionic Komodo Dragon which is undergoing testing in the villages of Indonesia.
At $49,983, the cost effective "Fatal Furry" has the appearance of a normal gray squirrel, however when programmed correctly, can become an elite killing machine.

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